1. A word that always makes me laugh is chortle.

2. If you looked in my refrigerator right now, the oldest thing you’d find would be an old piece of cake.

3. If I were written about in the newspaper today, on the front page, the headline would say: Woman Almost Kills Her Dogs Over Knitting Nightmare.

Knitting bag was taken into the yard; scarf, yarn, needles, book and Vera Bradley bag destroyed.

4. The last movie I saw was The Bourne Identity. 

5. The best thing that happened to me in the last few weeks was the new IOS 5 update for my iPhone 4.